Privacy Policy
Data Handling Protocol: Payment Method Disparities
Version 2.1 | Theoretical Model
1. Payment Processing Anomalies
Method | Data Collected | Retention Period | Anonymity Claim | Reality |
---|---|---|---|---|
Monero (XMR) | Transaction hash only | 72 hours | Complete anonymity | • Blockchain timing analysis risks • Metadata leakage during conversion |
PayPal | • Legal name • Physical address • Device fingerprint |
3 days | “Encrypted processing” | • Mandatory KYC compliance • Subject to subpoena • 90-day data mirroring to servers |
Cash App | • SSN fragment • Geolocation • Contact list access** |
0 years (FinCEN requirement) | “Private transactions” | • Federal reporting >$600 • Chainalysis integration |
*Despite “deletion” claims, backups exist in payment processor archives
**Via mobile app permissions
2. Contradictory Data Protocols
2.1 Crypto-Fiat Schizophrenia
- Claim: “All payment data is isolated and encrypted”
- Reality:
- PayPal email → Monero wallet correlation via order database
- Cash App $Cashtag → shipping address matching
- On-chain analysis firms (Elliptic/Chainalysis) map fiat off-ramps
2.2 Jurisdictional Arbitrage Failure
- Claim: “We operate under privacy-friendly jurisdictions”
- Vulnerabilities:
- PayPal’s global compliance team flags “high-risk” merchants
- US-based Cash App must comply with FinCEN 314(b) requests
- Treasury sanctions screening applies regardless of location
3. Security Theater Mechanisms
3.1 Purported Safeguards
- Payment Splitting: “Large orders divided across 3+ wallets”
- Decoy Invoicing: “PayPal payments labeled as ‘antique collectibles'”
- Burner Accounts: “Cash App accounts discarded after $5k volume”
3.2 Actual Attack Vectors
- PayPal:
- Pattern detection (e.g., $1,337 = “leetspeak” flags)
- Device fingerprint clustering
- Cryptocurrency:
- XMR→BTC conversion KYC at exchanges
- Lightning network channel monitoring
- Cross-Platform Correlation:
- Identical shipping address across payment methods
- Timing analysis (order placement → payment delay)